Hi, I'm a procrastinating piece of garbage!
Do you ever feel like you're a procrastinating piece of garbage that just sits in its cave and eats and sleeps and does no useful shit all day?
No matter what your answer is, I can totally relate to that. Well...at least a little bit.
As a few people might know I already started a new blog on the beginning of 2017 but that didn't work for any longer than three posts and it's also been kinda...not me.
I tried to be a perfectionist - which I am not at all - and I wanted it to be travel, fashion and lifestyle related. The only problem is that I am not that kind of girl.
I love traveling but I don't do it often enough for it to be the centre of this blog. I'm also not really into fashion. It's not something I really pay attention to. Don't get me wrong I like to look nice but most of the times I don't because I'm a little piece of trash that sits in its cave and waits for its problems to be solved automatically. Unfortunately that happens rarely.
Lifestyle will still kinda be the topic here but more in a messed up way. Like a trying to get my shit together way. Most of all I'll (probably) write about stuff that I'm interested in (duh). And I mean serious stuff like languages, school systems,...and simply just things that I'm passionate about.
Oh and I also won't have any specific days for blogposts. That wouldn't work. Trust me. I've learned from the past.
Anyways. I decided to call this blog clumsy for life because I am clumsy and I have a life. Genius. Am I right? For real though I am clumsy af. Even this day prooves it! (btw I'm writing this on Sunday the 17th of December 2017 at 0:45 because I didn't have motivation until now) So I had to dance at a show today. Streetdance. I got there and everything was fine. As an outfit we had normal black shoes, blue jeans and a black shirt/top. Normal now. But because it was a christmas show we also decided on wearing these little balls:
Now that might not seem like a big problem but trust me it was!
We could wear them however we wanted. As a necklace, as a hair tie, pinned on on our shirts or as a belt.
I decided to go for a necklace and a belt. Now the necklace was no problem at all but unfortunately the dance had a part where we had to sit down on the ground and do some dancing. Now that's where I had a problem. The christmas ball (what do you call that thing actually?) fell down and broke. Actually two broke... I wore 6 or so.
Now you might not consider that clumsy and rather call it stupid but let me tell you that I fall or I break something all the time. That's why this blog is called clumsy for life.
So my life is a clumsy mess and I'm a procrastinating piece of garbage. Now that we've figured that out why do I want to start a blog (again)? Well honestly I don't know. Maybe to promote my YouTube chanel (hint) or just to write something that the world could actually care about. Maybe I'm also a big Zoella fan and her book "Girl Online" just made the idea of having a blog sound pretty cool.
Maybe I'm starting this blog because I have some sort of purpose (a YouTuber told me that I need it - that's bullshit I don't need a purpose to start a blog you little piece of shit) or maybe my purpose is to show the world imperfection. Because a lot of these darn bloggers are perfectionists. Everything cleaned up, nice clothes all the time and don't get me started on Make-up and the perfect lifestyle.
Basically the opposite of me. So yes. Let's just say that my purpose is to show the world imperfection. Now we've got that covered. And...who am I? Well I'm obviously a procrastinating piece of garbage. No I'm not. I'm actually a pretty cool 17-year-old girl with ginger hair. I'm a pro at procrastinating and I'm lazy and I eat all the time but I also love to sing, dance, play the guitar and talk to my imaginary friends. I like to take long, hot showers (I know it's bad for global warming and stuff...) because I like to think about the meaning of life #showerthoughts!!
I'm a girl that's trying to cope with school, boys and her great imagination. I'm totally an optimist most of the time. Winter is the only season in the year that makes me feel kind of blue sometimes. Anyways I'm totally addicted to social media and my friends. Imaginary or not.
I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do once I finish school but in the meantime this is what I'll be doing. Writing my thoughts in the internet where my future boss could see it. Not really the best idea I've ever had.
Whatever. Let's do this. I can't wait for what this diary (*cough* IT'S NOT A DIARY *cough*) will bring in the future. I mean maybe I'll be famous in a few years and everyone will know my blog. Or maybe I won't be as clumsy as I am nowadays and this blog will actually be kind of a perfectionist blog. Maybe I'll also just grow up a bit but stay the same in every other aspect. Probably that will happen.
So...I think that's enough for this post. Have a great day and please check out all of my social media! That would be soooo great! Also make sure to leave feedback anywhere (Twitter, YouTube,...)!
Thanks for reading this mess. Happy new year. Don't screw up your resolutions this year. Stay strong. How can I end this post? Idk bye.
No matter what your answer is, I can totally relate to that. Well...at least a little bit.
As a few people might know I already started a new blog on the beginning of 2017 but that didn't work for any longer than three posts and it's also been kinda...not me.
I tried to be a perfectionist - which I am not at all - and I wanted it to be travel, fashion and lifestyle related. The only problem is that I am not that kind of girl.
I love traveling but I don't do it often enough for it to be the centre of this blog. I'm also not really into fashion. It's not something I really pay attention to. Don't get me wrong I like to look nice but most of the times I don't because I'm a little piece of trash that sits in its cave and waits for its problems to be solved automatically. Unfortunately that happens rarely.
Lifestyle will still kinda be the topic here but more in a messed up way. Like a trying to get my shit together way. Most of all I'll (probably) write about stuff that I'm interested in (duh). And I mean serious stuff like languages, school systems,...and simply just things that I'm passionate about.
Oh and I also won't have any specific days for blogposts. That wouldn't work. Trust me. I've learned from the past.
Anyways. I decided to call this blog clumsy for life because I am clumsy and I have a life. Genius. Am I right? For real though I am clumsy af. Even this day prooves it! (btw I'm writing this on Sunday the 17th of December 2017 at 0:45 because I didn't have motivation until now) So I had to dance at a show today. Streetdance. I got there and everything was fine. As an outfit we had normal black shoes, blue jeans and a black shirt/top. Normal now. But because it was a christmas show we also decided on wearing these little balls:
We could wear them however we wanted. As a necklace, as a hair tie, pinned on on our shirts or as a belt.
I decided to go for a necklace and a belt. Now the necklace was no problem at all but unfortunately the dance had a part where we had to sit down on the ground and do some dancing. Now that's where I had a problem. The christmas ball (what do you call that thing actually?) fell down and broke. Actually two broke... I wore 6 or so.
Now you might not consider that clumsy and rather call it stupid but let me tell you that I fall or I break something all the time. That's why this blog is called clumsy for life.
So my life is a clumsy mess and I'm a procrastinating piece of garbage. Now that we've figured that out why do I want to start a blog (again)? Well honestly I don't know. Maybe to promote my YouTube chanel (hint) or just to write something that the world could actually care about. Maybe I'm also a big Zoella fan and her book "Girl Online" just made the idea of having a blog sound pretty cool.
Maybe I'm starting this blog because I have some sort of purpose (a YouTuber told me that I need it - that's bullshit I don't need a purpose to start a blog you little piece of shit) or maybe my purpose is to show the world imperfection. Because a lot of these darn bloggers are perfectionists. Everything cleaned up, nice clothes all the time and don't get me started on Make-up and the perfect lifestyle.
Basically the opposite of me. So yes. Let's just say that my purpose is to show the world imperfection. Now we've got that covered. And...who am I? Well I'm obviously a procrastinating piece of garbage. No I'm not. I'm actually a pretty cool 17-year-old girl with ginger hair. I'm a pro at procrastinating and I'm lazy and I eat all the time but I also love to sing, dance, play the guitar and talk to my imaginary friends. I like to take long, hot showers (I know it's bad for global warming and stuff...) because I like to think about the meaning of life #showerthoughts!!
I'm a girl that's trying to cope with school, boys and her great imagination. I'm totally an optimist most of the time. Winter is the only season in the year that makes me feel kind of blue sometimes. Anyways I'm totally addicted to social media and my friends. Imaginary or not.
I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do once I finish school but in the meantime this is what I'll be doing. Writing my thoughts in the internet where my future boss could see it. Not really the best idea I've ever had.
Whatever. Let's do this. I can't wait for what this diary (*cough* IT'S NOT A DIARY *cough*) will bring in the future. I mean maybe I'll be famous in a few years and everyone will know my blog. Or maybe I won't be as clumsy as I am nowadays and this blog will actually be kind of a perfectionist blog. Maybe I'll also just grow up a bit but stay the same in every other aspect. Probably that will happen.
So...I think that's enough for this post. Have a great day and please check out all of my social media! That would be soooo great! Also make sure to leave feedback anywhere (Twitter, YouTube,...)!
Thanks for reading this mess. Happy new year. Don't screw up your resolutions this year. Stay strong. How can I end this post? Idk bye.
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